HorseIsle : Story TIme...

So we ( the 4 of us involved in this ) well the three of us where playing around on plains telling stories of stupid like ' once their was a tree and It died ' So we where all having a swell time when some one posted  ' come to my ranch if you are over 12 and want to hear a story ' so I went and hte others did I assume thinking okay stories with a little more umph to them. so we got their and the dialog above was the ' story ' we we're greeted to. I think it was a lie but amusing and gross to say the least have fun reading if you do.